It's Not Delivery. It's DeSantis.

Topic: Humor

Few moments in modern discourse can rival the hilarity surrounding the migrant relocation to Martha’s Vineyard (henceforth referred as “Marxist’s Vineyard”), and the utter hypocrisy on display from our societal betters who “tsk tsk” and look over the tops of bifocals at the “rednecks” in the southern states who are furious over the porous border.

There are some moments that are close, I admit.  The media trying to cover up Hillary Clinton being chucked into a van like a side of beef in 2016 was meme-worthy and ridiculous.  It was also amazing when President Trump cancelled a last-minute overseas trip for Nancy Pelosi.

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas appears to be strengthening his positions on the border, and the tag team move with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to relocate migrants to Marxist’s Vineyard, a snobby, elitist summer vacation colony, is utter political brilliance and world-class sh*t stirring.

You don’t want to fix the border?  Fine.  We will see what you think when it is your problem to house, feed, and process even a small sliver of the illegals we get in our states.

The fallout was hilarious.  The meme warfare overcame the left’s linguistic gymnastics seeking to explain away just why they shouldn’t have to deal with this, and how unfair it was to the migrants to not get every wish they ever had granted at the expense of the American taxpayer.

We have a big country.  Who says a dream checklist for sharing the cultural enrichment isn’t in order for waking up people in every state?

But where to send them for maximum benefit?  Have no fear, for the relocation list is here:

ALASKA

Anchorage; let’s see how fast they can crank out cold weather shelters.

ARIZONA

Snowflake; let Jeff Flake get a taste of the full fruit of RINOism.

CALIFORNIA

Zinfandel Lane Vineyard; owned by none other than Nancy Pelosi.

CONNECTICUT

Greenwich; pass the silver spoons.

DELAWARE

Rehoboth Beach; a vigil to the site of the Biden bicycle accident.

FLORIDA
Free pass for their hilarious contribution.

GEORGIA
Cobb County; home of the Romney-Clinton voter and the Big Boss Man.

HAWAII

Kauai; care of the Zuckerberg estate.

INDIANA

Gary; they may actually make some improvements.

KANSAS

Johnson County; special advisors for suburban growth.

KENTUCKY

Louisville; additional aides for Senator McConnell on international relations.

MAINE

The Portland offices of Senator Collins; special advisors to the Senator.

MARYLAND

Annapolis; Tactical advisors at the United States Naval Academy.

MICHIGAN

Grand Rapids; Fix the damn roads.

MINNESOTA

Minneapolis; Ilhan Omar’s cultural awareness task force.

MISSISSIPPI

Starkville

MONTANA

Missoula; guided nature tours in rugged terrain.

NEBRASKA

The Lincoln offices of Ben Sasse; special advisors to the Senator, recommended by Senator Collins.

NEVADA

MGM Grand Hotel; special detective unit.

NEW MEXICO

Santa Fe; Arts and Culture districts.

NEW YORK

Chappaquah; tourism and commerce office.

NORTH CAROLINA

Raleigh; Blue state transplant arrivals and welcome center.

PENNSYLVANIA

Scranton; in honor of “Scranton Joe.”

TENNESSEE

Broadway in Nashville; tourism and commerce representatives.

TEXAS

Sixth Street in Austin; Keep Austin weird and unruly.

UTAH

Holladay; custodians at the residence of Senator Willard “Mitt” Romney.

VIRGINIA

Alexandria; show and tell day for policymakers.

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Red Border states shouldn’t get to have all the fun.

After all, it’s not delivery.  It’s DeSantis.